A Closet Tip, to Boot

Do you like tall boots?

Do you like wine?

Then have I got a tip for you.

It REALLY bugs me when my tall boots flop all over the place in my closet. I feel like the creases it creates are being burned into the memory of the boot, causing it to spend its hard-earned boot money on boot therapy. But one night, I had an epiphany.

Well, it wasn't an epiphany as much as just a drunk idea gone right.

"My legs seem to be about the same circumferance as this wine bottle," I said. "What a shame to simply throw this vessel into the trash when I'm done partaking of its fruits."

So voila - I stuff the bottle into the boot and it's a crease-no-more bonanza.

Certainly someone has thought of this before, right? A wine bottle in a boot to keep it from falling over in your closet? I mean, it's so simple, but so genius all at once. The only drawback is that when you're WEARING a pair of said boots, your closet looks like a Prohibition raid.

So there - an excuse to have a glass (read as: bottle) of wine AND go play in your closet. Not bad for a first tip after the hiatus, huh?